I found the cause of global warming

Pregnant women. Damn you Charlotte meteorologist Larry Sprinkle (which, newsflash, no one is buying as your real name), for trying to tell me that the high of 85° for the next 2 days is "warm." Bullshit, Larry, that's hot as hell! So what is a pregnant woman to do? Hike up the air conditioning to 68° and stay indoors until a. this baby is out or b. it snows, which I'm sure cannot be good for the environment. Sorry polar bears, but it's you or me and I have opposable thumbs and enough hormones running through me wreak havoc on your icecaps. I promise once this kid is out, I'll make a contribution to the WWF on your behalf. Or I'll at least try to take Squishy to the zoo and show him/her what their mother did to your population.