Yesterday I found my first pregnancy stretchmark. I was pretty spastic about checking myself multiple times a day to make sure I didn't have any and I'll admit, since I hadn't found any yet I was feeling pretty cocky that maybe I'd escape this experience without them. I was hopeful Squishy would leave its temporary residence in similar condition once he/she vacated, but I guess that idea is out of the question. And you miss or mister, will not be getting your security deposit back!
And papa Rob has been warned that for every new stretchmark I found, I will be carving a line in his stomach...hey, if I have to have a hatch mark as a reminder of this pregnancy, he should too! I'm not going to be the only one looking like I went a few rounds with Mike Tyson's tiger...
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