Well, we’re 4 weeks into T2 and excitement is in the air…
Thanksgiving – In 3 weeks, we’ll be back in Cleveland spending time with family and friends. Can’t wait to enjoy mom’s holiday food, have a few with my dad, siblings (sorry that you can’t make it William, we’ll drink an extra 1 for you) and best friend Tony & his wife Faith. Speaking of holiday food, looking forward to fried turkey. If you’ve never had fried turkey, there is definitely something missing in your life and I suggest you fill that void immediately my friend! Lucky for me, my awesome wife bought me a turkey deep fryer last year, complete with electric power, break-away power cord and see-through lid. So not only do we get to enjoy the finest Butterball has to offer, the safety features ensure I get to keep my eyebrows. I mean, come on, it’s not like I’ve ever been stirring the campfire and after one of logs rolled out and the stick came back in my face, I jabbed my cornea…oh wait.
St Lucia – In 4 weeks, we’ll be heading back to the Caribbean for our babymoon. We obviously didn’t get enough during our honeymoon in Jamaica. [Insert one of my dad’s funny sex jokes here]. In addition to the beautiful views and amazing island food, we can’t wait to be treated like royalty at an all-inclusive resort. Perfect timing before we become parents and get downgraded back to servants, caring for King or Queen Squishy. Poor Wallace, I hope he’s ok with his new role as Court Jester, entertaining everyone with his tail-chasing, couch-sitting and suckling Oinky Pig & RJ the Raccoon.
That’s all for now. Look for Part 2 coming out after we get back from St Lucia. My goal is to not be the whitest guy on the island. I’m probably better off focusing on a Red Stripe drinking contest, but oh well…
-Pappa Rob
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