You poor man

I stopped at Harris Teeter to pick up snacks for my little work fridge (that my in-laws were so generous to bring down for me). I've been craving super sugary sweet tea for a week (and I gave up ALL caffeine for the first 11wks so now that we're out of the miscarriage "danger zone," I'm treating myself occasionally) so I asked the nearest worker where I could find it.
He decides he has to give me a tour of the store & show me all the places they hide this stuff (I started to feel like I was buying uranium). He shows me this Arizona Sweet Green Tea and I blurt out "I can't have Green Tea because I'm pregnant." Teeter man doesn't miss a beat and says "oh, that sucks, I'm sorry." He takes me to the next sweet tea hiding place and I think this is when it catches up to him what he said. He immediately starts apologizing, that he didn't mean it sucked that I was pregnant, that he was sorry I couldn't have Green Tea. I knew what he meant when he said it, but I couldn't help but laugh at how flustered he was thinking this poor pregnant woman is either going to start crying or go Pregzilla and start ripping things down off the shelves.

Honestly, I don't even like Green Tea that much so I really don't think I'm missing much but thanks for the laugh this morning Teeter man.