I will regret saying this later

But so far, I'm feeling half normal! I should add this follows an exceptionally bad day as last night I made the mistake of gorging myself on Cheesecake Factory's Red Velvet Cheesecake (which is AH-mazing, and I don't even care for red velvet cake). I'm fairly certain I'm going to end up with Gestational Diabetes from all the sugar I've been eating, but if nothing else it will provide papa Rob with hours of entertainment from pronouncing it dia-beet-us a la Wilford Brimley. You're welcome in advance dear.