Happy due date

I guess the only people that will be celebrating this occasion are papa Rob and me, since Squishy obviously has not seen the countdown on the right side and is not aware that he/she is supposed to have ZERO days left in utero. Words cannot describe how much I want this kid out of me, so I'm not even going to try at this point. Hopefully the next update will be pictures of our outside baby, but I'm having a hard time believing Squishy is ever going to join us in the real world. I am assuming that either I was misdiagnosed and have really been growing a tumor for the last 10 months or Squishy plans to stay inside until the recession is over. Either way, I'm not a happy camper...or as Jim Gaffigan says, I'm just a camper