Pregnancy is a lesson in humility

I've never been embarrassed more times in my life than during this pregnancy, and I was once caught by my assistant principal doing my best Mary Katherine Gallagher impression...not to mention, I still have 16 weeks to go so I can only imagine this is going to get worse.
In the last week alone I:
Drove through the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru and waited for awhile, until I realized I never ordered my food.
Forgot how to spell my last name (in my defense, I've technically only had it for 3.5 years so I should get a pass on this one).
Spilled food on myself, multiple times.
Forgotten names of people I see on a regular basis.
Gone the wrong direction on the freeway.
Snissed. And I don't know the word for when you pee while blowing your nose, but did that too.
Spent 5 minutes trying to play charades with papa Rob because I couldn't remember the word "pitcher." A lot of our conversations have the phrases "you know, that thing that you use to __________."

I'm pretty sure this thought is in papa Rob's head every day.